{"id":1862,"date":"2003-10-22T03:58:59","date_gmt":"2003-10-22T17:58:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/10\/22\/deer-gee-fr-ist-der-brk-brk-brk\/"},"modified":"2019-12-06T09:53:17","modified_gmt":"2019-12-06T17:53:17","slug":"deer-gee-fr-ist-der-brk-brk-brk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/10\/22\/deer-gee-fr-ist-der-brk-brk-brk\/","title":{"rendered":"Deer gee-f&#252;&#252;r ist der B&#216;RK B&#216;RK B&#216;RK!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:13084,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/forums.macrumors.com\\\/showthread.php?s=&amp;threadid=42707&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:13085,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.muppets.com\\\/profiles\\\/chef.htm&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20040402082239\\\/http:\\\/\\\/www.muppets.com:80\\\/profiles\\\/chef.htm&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-12 05:49:11&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-12 08:03:27&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-12 08:03:27&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2003\/10\/ibookg4.jpg\" title=\"Apple.NL screenshot\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Apple.NT screenshot\" src=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2003\/10\/ibookg4-thumb.jpg\" width=\"150\" height=\"116\" align=\"right\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Apparently, over on <a href=\"http:\/\/forums.macrumors.com\/showthread.php?s=&amp;threadid=42707\" title=\"Mac Forums - New G4 iBooks\">MacRumors.com<\/a>, the first person to take notice of the G4 iBook was someone who lives in the Netherlands. They sent in this screenshot of the Netherlands Apple Store showing the new machines.<\/p>\n<p>I, however, should not be allowed to see such things right after getting up in the morning.<\/p>\n<p>All I can picture in my head now is the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.muppets.com\/profiles\/chef.htm\" title=\"Muppets.com - Muppet profiles\">Swedish Chef<\/a> onstage, introducing the new machines.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  Deer gee-f\u00fc\u00fcr ist der B\u00d8RK B\u00d8RK B\u00d8RK! Heer chickiee! Chickeeeeee!\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>All I can picture in my head now is the Swedish Chef onstage, introducing the new machines.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2039],"tags":[6],"class_list":["post-1862","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-apple","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1862","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1862"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1862\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1862"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1862"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1862"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}