{"id":1890,"date":"2003-10-29T13:56:28","date_gmt":"2003-10-30T05:56:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/10\/29\/i-always-knew-she-was-evil\/"},"modified":"2019-12-06T10:18:26","modified_gmt":"2019-12-06T18:18:26","slug":"i-always-knew-she-was-evil","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/10\/29\/i-always-knew-she-was-evil\/","title":{"rendered":"I always knew she was evil!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:12983,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.amazon.com\\\/exec\\\/obidos\\\/redirect?tag=djwudicom-20&amp;path=http%3A\\\/\\\/s1.amazon.com\\\/exec\\\/varzea\\\/ts\\\/exchange-glance\\\/Y04Y5018423Y6190626\\\/qid%3D1067492434\\\/sr%3D1-1\\\/103-2792872-9098222http%3A\\\/\\\/s1.amazon.com\\\/exec\\\/varzea\\\/ts\\\/exchange-glance\\\/Y04Y5018423Y6190626\\\/qid%3D1067492434\\\/sr%3D1-1&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/www.amazon.com\\\/exec\\\/obidos\\\/redirect?tag=djwudicom-20&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:12984,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.kbtoys.com\\\/genProduct.html?PID=2116279&amp;ctid=17&amp;ls=toys&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:12985,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.amazon.com\\\/exec\\\/obidos\\\/redirect?tag=djwudicom-20&amp;path=tg\\\/stores\\\/detail\\\/-\\\/toys\\\/B00005Y4ND\\\/qid%3D1067492933\\\/sr%3D2-2&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/www.amazon.com\\\/exec\\\/obidos\\\/redirect?tag=djwudicom-20&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:12986,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/sfgate.com\\\/cgi-bin\\\/article.cgi?f=\\\/g\\\/a\\\/2003\\\/10\\\/29\\\/notes102903.DTL&amp;nl=fix&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20050503133030\\\/http:\\\/\\\/sfgate.com:80\\\/cgi-bin\\\/article.cgi?f=\\\/g\\\/a\\\/2003\\\/10\\\/29\\\/notes102903.DTL&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-12 04:28:02&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:403},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-27 11:36:12&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-27 11:36:12&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:12987,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/weblog.burningbird.net\\\/fires\\\/001931.htm&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/weblog.burningbird.net\\\/fires\\\/001931.htm&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2003\/10\/secret-spells-barbie1.jpg\" title=\"Secret Spells Barbie\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Secret Spells Barbie\" src=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2003\/10\/secret-spells-barbie-thumb.jpg\" width=\"113\" height=\"150\" align=\"right\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>New from Mattel, just in time for Halloween &#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/redirect?tag=djwudicom-20&amp;path=http%3A\/\/s1.amazon.com\/exec\/varzea\/ts\/exchange-glance\/Y04Y5018423Y6190626\/qid%3D1067492434\/sr%3D1-1\/103-2792872-9098222http%3A\/\/s1.amazon.com\/exec\/varzea\/ts\/exchange-glance\/Y04Y5018423Y6190626\/qid%3D1067492434\/sr%3D1-1\">Secret Spells Barbie<\/a>!<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  By day, Barbie, Christie and Kayla are fashionable school girls, by night they turn into magical enchantresses. Each doll comes with 2 outfits, spell book, case, edible potions and potion cups. Transform Barbie from an ordinary girl to one of the Charm Girls. Just put on Barbie&#8217;s enchanted Charm Girl jacket and she&#8217;s ready to mix up delicious potions that you can really drink. Barbie comes with costume, dragonfly, mixing pot, stand, spoon, stirrer, three bottles, book with a secret compartment, and two packets of magic powder (sugar-based mixes you mix with water). Barbie measures approximately 11.5 inches tall.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Just imagine all the fun you could have! Mixing up &#8220;love potions&#8221; with your friends. Finding spells to turn all the clothing of your best friends (or worst enemies) bright pink. Having tea parties with your Secret Spells Barbie, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kbtoys.com\/genProduct.html?PID=2116279&amp;ctid=17&amp;ls=toys\" title=\"Harry Potter Magical Talking Hermione\">Hermione<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/redirect?tag=djwudicom-20&amp;path=tg\/stores\/detail\/-\/toys\/B00005Y4ND\/qid%3D1067492933\/sr%3D2-2\">Harry Potter<\/a> (isn&#8217;t he the lucky little stiff?). Painting pink pentacles on your body as you dance around the bonfire in your backyard under the full moon.<\/p>\n<p>Hrm. Did I just go too far?<\/p>\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/sfgate.com\/cgi-bin\/article.cgi?f=\/g\/a\/2003\/10\/29\/notes102903.DTL&amp;nl=fix\" title=\"Barbie The Hot Pagan Witch\">Mark Morford<\/a>, via <a href=\"http:\/\/weblog.burningbird.net\/fires\/001931.htm\" title=\"Wiccan Barbie\">Burningbird<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>New from Mattel, just in time for Halloween &mdash; Secret Spells Barbie!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2028],"tags":[39],"class_list":["post-1890","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links","tag-links"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1890","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1890"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1890\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1890"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1890"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1890"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}