{"id":1895,"date":"2003-10-30T07:21:50","date_gmt":"2003-10-30T23:21:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/10\/30\/my-inner-fanboy-just-had-an-orgasm\/"},"modified":"2019-12-06T10:19:23","modified_gmt":"2019-12-06T18:19:23","slug":"my-inner-fanboy-just-had-an-orgasm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/10\/30\/my-inner-fanboy-just-had-an-orgasm\/","title":{"rendered":"My inner fanboy just had an orgasm"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:12971,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.apple.com\\\/trailers\\\/fox\\\/avp&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20100109232956\\\/http:\\\/\\\/www.apple.com:80\\\/trailers\\\/fox\\\/avp\\\/&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/www.apple.com\\\/trailers\\\/fox\\\/avp&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-19 16:57:51&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-25 07:22:50&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-08 15:11:53&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-15 09:25:42&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-15 09:25:42&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:12972,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.cynics.info\\\/laments\\\/2003\\\/10\\\/face_off_2_alien_vs_predator.php&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>It looks like something that&#8217;s been a sci-fi fanboy&#8217;s dream for years is finally happening.<\/p>\n<p>August 6, 2004: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.apple.com\/trailers\/fox\/avp\/\" title=\"Alien vs. Predator\">Alien vs.\u00a0Predator<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  Whoever wins&#8230;we lose.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cynics.info\/laments\/2003\/10\/face_off_2_alien_vs_predator.php\" title=\"Alien vs. Predator\">Jim<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whoever wins&hellip;we lose.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2037],"tags":[2426,23],"class_list":["post-1895","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tv-and-films","tag-alien-vs-predator","tag-film"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1895","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1895"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1895\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1895"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1895"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1895"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}