{"id":1946,"date":"2003-11-13T16:59:52","date_gmt":"2003-11-14T08:59:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/11\/14\/im-such-a-geek\/"},"modified":"2019-12-06T10:40:21","modified_gmt":"2019-12-06T18:40:21","slug":"im-such-a-geek","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/11\/13\/im-such-a-geek\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#039;m such a geek&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:12829,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.ucomics.com\\\/foxtrot\\\/2003\\\/11\\\/05&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20081203230654\\\/http:\\\/\\\/www.ucomics.com\\\/foxtrot\\\/2003\\\/11\\\/05\\\/&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/www.ucomics.com\\\/foxtrot\\\/2003\\\/11\\\/05&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-20 03:42:06&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-05 17:29:28&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-05 17:29:28&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>&#8230;as funny as <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ucomics.com\/foxtrot\/2003\/11\/05\/\" title=\"FoxTrot 11\/05\/03\">this FoxTrot strip<\/a> is, my first thought was that it wasn&#8217;t valid XHTML. Jason needs to close his \\&lt;p&#62; tags and drop the archaic \\&lt;font&#62; tags in favor of CSS.<\/p>\n<p>I need help.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jason needs to close his &lt;p&gt; tags and drop the archaic &lt;font&gt; tags in favor of CSS.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2038],"tags":[6],"class_list":["post-1946","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tech","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1946","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1946"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1946\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1946"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1946"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1946"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}