{"id":1951,"date":"2003-11-15T19:24:29","date_gmt":"2003-11-16T11:24:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/11\/16\/because-i-suck-at-remembering-names\/"},"modified":"2019-12-06T10:43:32","modified_gmt":"2019-12-06T18:43:32","slug":"because-i-suck-at-remembering-names","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/11\/15\/because-i-suck-at-remembering-names\/","title":{"rendered":"Because I suck at remembering names"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:6417,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.vogueseattle.com&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vogueseattle.com\/\" title=\"The Vogue\">Vogue<\/a> regulars I met tonight that I should remember the names of:<\/p>\n<p>Ron: spoke with him up in the DJ booth for a while, on everything from the Vogue to Seattle weather.<\/p>\n<p>Rhonda: friends with and works with Trish.<\/p>\n<p>Sylvie: had the cute purple knit hat with fur trim to match her coat (because they both had fur trim, not because the colors matched). Has a boyfriend whose name I didn&#8217;t catch.<\/p>\n<p>Christina: great 40&#8217;s (?) style hat. I complimented her on her hat, then Sylvie introduced us. Sylvie then proceeded to embarrass Christina by remarking that she had &#8220;great tits&#8221; (I certainly wasn&#8217;t about to argue, but rather than agree and make an ass out of myself, I merely kept my mouth shut), encouraging me to talk to Christina, and then declaring that I should be taken home by Christina and Josh, who was also talking to Christina.<\/p>\n<p>Josh: the aforementioned person also talking to Christina, who wearing a top hat. Apparently this was a good night for good hats.<\/p>\n<p>None of this will mean anything to anyone else. It&#8217;s mostly here for my own reference, in a (probably futile) effort to drill the names into my head for more than a few hours.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vogue regulars I met tonight that I should remember the names of:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[13],"class_list":["post-1951","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1951","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1951"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1951\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1951"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1951"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1951"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}