{"id":2003,"date":"2003-12-07T06:54:11","date_gmt":"2003-12-07T22:54:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/12\/07\/the-dangers-of-mayonnaise\/"},"modified":"2019-12-06T14:30:14","modified_gmt":"2019-12-06T22:30:14","slug":"the-dangers-of-mayonnaise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/12\/07\/the-dangers-of-mayonnaise\/","title":{"rendered":"The dangers of mayonnaise"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:12714,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/cnn.netscape.cnn.com\\\/news\\\/story.jsp?floc=FF-RTO-reodd&amp;idq=\\\/ff\\\/story\\\/0002%2F20031205%2F094748799.htm&amp;sc=reodd&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20050306114754\\\/http:\\\/\\\/cnn.netscape.cnn.com:80\\\/news\\\/story.jsp?floc=FF-RTO-reodd&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-12 01:29:06&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:404}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-12 01:29:06&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:404},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<blockquote><p>\n  A Texas woman was sentenced to 10 years in jail for running over the manager of a McDonald&#8217;s with her car because <a href=\"http:\/\/cnn.netscape.cnn.com\/news\/story.jsp?floc=FF-RTO-reodd&amp;idq=\/ff\/story\/0002%2F20031205%2F094748799.htm&amp;sc=reodd\" title=\"Woman Gets 10 Years for McDonald's Mayo Spat\">she wanted mayonnaise on her cheeseburger<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>  Waynetta Nolan, 37, showed no emotion Thursday as the sentence was read in court following a trial in which the McDonald&#8217;s manager, Sherry Jenkins, said she gave Nolan the mayonnaise she requested, but she flew into a rage anyway.<\/p>\n<p>  &#8220;I gave her everything she asked for &#8212; mayonnaise, no mustard, onions, everything I could possibly do for this lady. Mayo, mayo, mayo, and it&#8217;s still not good enough,&#8221; Jenkins told reporters outside the courtroom.<\/p>\n<p>  Nolan, who was convicted of aggravated assault for the April 23 incident, became so angry when a McDonald&#8217;s employee told her she could not get mayonnaise that she threw her cheeseburger into the drive-through the window, witnesses said.<\/p>\n<p>  Jenkins tried to placate her by offering a cheeseburger with mayonnaise, but Nolan continued to make demands until Jenkins finally called police.<\/p>\n<p>  When she went outside to write down Nolan&#8217;s license plate number, Nolan ran her over, breaking her pelvis.<\/p>\n<p>  Nolan testified that she was putting ketchup on her cheeseburger when she accidentally struck Jenkins.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Good to know that we can still settle disputes in a calm, rational, reasonable way (rolls eyes).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Texas woman was sentenced to 10 years in jail for running over the manager of a McDonald&#8217;s with her car because she wanted mayonnaise on her cheeseburger.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2028],"tags":[39],"class_list":["post-2003","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links","tag-links"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2003","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2003"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2003\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2003"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2003"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2003"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}