{"id":2016,"date":"2003-12-10T15:01:23","date_gmt":"2003-12-11T07:01:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/12\/10\/a-bus-driver-i-can-relate-to\/"},"modified":"2019-12-06T14:38:29","modified_gmt":"2019-12-06T22:38:29","slug":"a-bus-driver-i-can-relate-to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/12\/10\/a-bus-driver-i-can-relate-to\/","title":{"rendered":"A bus driver I can relate to"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:12691,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.livejournal.com\\\/users\\\/co149\\\/82137.html&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<blockquote><p>\n  Extreme traffic on James St from Broadway to I-5. At one point an ambulance was trying to get through. The driver was on his PA instructing blocking motorists:<\/p>\n<p>  &#8220;Please pull forward and to the right.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>  &#91;PAUSE&#93;<\/p>\n<p>  &#8220;&#8230;and get off the phone.&#8221;\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>(found on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/co149\/82137.html\" title=\"Bus Report\">co149<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Please pull forward and to the right. [PAUSE] &#8230;and get off the phone.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2028],"tags":[6],"class_list":["post-2016","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2016","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2016"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2016\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2016"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2016"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2016"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}