{"id":2070,"date":"2003-12-28T11:38:26","date_gmt":"2003-12-29T03:38:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/12\/28\/nobodys-tried-this-yet\/"},"modified":"2019-12-06T15:02:56","modified_gmt":"2019-12-06T23:02:56","slug":"nobodys-tried-this-yet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/12\/28\/nobodys-tried-this-yet\/","title":{"rendered":"Nobody&#039;s tried this yet?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:12563,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.news.com.au\\\/common\\\/story_page\\\/0,4057,8275323%255E13762,00.html&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:12564,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/gothicvamps.typepad.com\\\/gothicvamps\\\/2003\\\/12\\\/finally_sex_in_.html&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>Frankly, I&#8217;d be more than a little surprised if nobody had attempted zero-g sex yet, no matter how strenuously NASA denies it. Still, if you&#8217;re looking to be the &#8220;official&#8221; first couple to give it a shot (and happen to be absolutely filthy rich), just <a href=\"http:\/\/www.news.com.au\/common\/story_page\/0,4057,8275323%255E13762,00.html\" title=\"News.com.au: Cosmonaughties no Mir fantasy\">give the Russian space agency a call<\/a>!<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  THEY put the first man in space, then the first tourist. Now the Russians could make one wealthy couple the first members of the 240-mile-high club.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  In its latest attempt to develop space tourism, Russia is offering a pair of newlyweds the chance to swap Venice or Paris for a cosmic honeymoon on board the international space station.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  For $US48 million ($65 million) &#8211; the cost of a pair of space return tickets &#8211; the couple could become the first to experience the uncharted joys of sex in zero gravity.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  &#8220;It would bring the mile-high club to new heights,&#8221; said Rob Volmer of Space Adventures, the company that has teamed up with the Russian Aviation and Space Agency to offer the trip.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/gothicvamps.typepad.com\/gothicvamps\/2003\/12\/finally_sex_in_.html\" title=\"Sex in space\">GothicVamps<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Frankly, I&#8217;d be more than a little surprised if nobody had attempted zero-g sex yet, no matter how strenuously NASA denies it. Still, if you&#8217;re looking to be the &#8216;official&#8217; first couple to give it a shot (and happen to be absolutely filthy rich), just give the Russian space agency a call!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2028],"tags":[6],"class_list":["post-2070","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2070","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2070"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2070\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2070"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2070"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2070"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}