{"id":2078,"date":"2003-12-30T18:18:48","date_gmt":"2003-12-31T10:18:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/12\/31\/sky-captain-and-the-world-of-tomorrow\/"},"modified":"2019-12-06T15:08:23","modified_gmt":"2019-12-06T23:08:23","slug":"sky-captain-and-the-world-of-tomorrow-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/12\/30\/sky-captain-and-the-world-of-tomorrow-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Look out!\" href=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2003\/12\/graphics\/skycaptain-look.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"Look out!\" src=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2003\/12\/graphics\/skycaptain-look-thumb.jpg\" width=\"350\" height=\"161\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>My.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Giant robots marching through the streets!\" href=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2003\/12\/graphics\/skycaptain-robots.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"Giant robots marching through the streets!\" src=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2003\/12\/graphics\/skycaptain-robots-thumb.jpg\" width=\"350\" height=\"161\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>God.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"They're destroying everything!\" href=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2003\/12\/graphics\/skycaptain-deathrays.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"They're destroying everything!\" src=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2003\/12\/graphics\/skycaptain-deathrays-thumb.jpg\" width=\"350\" height=\"161\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Have you <em>seen<\/em> the trailer for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.skycaptain.com\/home.html\" title=\"Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow\">Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow<\/a> yet? If not, run over, do not walk, do not pass Go, do not collect \\$200, and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.apple.com\/trailers\/paramount\/skycaptainandtheworldoftomorrow\/\" title=\"SKY CAPTAIN AND THE WORLD OF TOMORROW\">watch it now<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow\" href=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2003\/12\/graphics\/skycaptain-title.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow\" src=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2003\/12\/graphics\/skycaptain-title-thumb.jpg\" width=\"350\" height=\"161\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>1930&#8217;s pulp sci-fi on a modern budget on the big screen, complete with giant marauding robots shooting death rays from their eyes, an intrepid reporter (Gwynneth Paltrow), a bold flying ace (Jude Law), and a courageous Naval officer (Angelina Jolie &#8212; with an eyepatch, even), battling the futuristic forces of evil and the mad scientist behind it all, Dr.\u00a0Totenkopf&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Escape is impossible!\" href=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2003\/12\/graphics\/skycaptain-tentacles.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"Escape is impossible!\" src=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2003\/12\/graphics\/skycaptain-tentacles-thumb.jpg\" width=\"350\" height=\"161\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t remember the last time I&#8217;ve seen a trailer this jaw-droppingly cool. Ever. I&#8217;ve just watched it six times in a row.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Those zeppelins are no match for them!\" href=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2003\/12\/graphics\/skycaptain-zeppelins.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"Those zeppelins are no match for them!\" src=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2003\/12\/graphics\/skycaptain-zeppelins-thumb.jpg\" width=\"350\" height=\"161\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This can&#8217;t hit the theaters soon enough!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh. My. God. Have you seen the trailer for Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow yet? If not, run, do not walk, do not pass Go, do not collect $200, over and watch it now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2037],"tags":[23,2451],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2078"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2078"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2078\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2078"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2078"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2078"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}