{"id":2119,"date":"2004-01-10T09:31:44","date_gmt":"2004-01-11T01:31:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/01\/10\/im-too-sexy-for-my-blog\/"},"modified":"2019-12-09T15:04:12","modified_gmt":"2019-12-09T23:04:12","slug":"im-too-sexy-for-my-blog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/01\/10\/im-too-sexy-for-my-blog\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m too sexy for my blog"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>New tagline for the blog went up today. Inspiration should be blatantly obvious (at least if you&#8217;re into early 90&#8217;s one-hit wonders). ;)<\/p>\n<p>Besides, I was bored.<\/p>\n<p>This did, however, inspire some new shirts now available for sale through CafePress:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cafeshops.com\/2sexy4myblog\" title=\"I'm too sexy for my blog\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2004\/01\/graphics\/toosexy-my.gif\" height=\"194\" width=\"150\" alt=\"I'm too sexy for my blog\" align=\"left\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cafeshops.com\/2sexy4yourblog\" title=\"I'm too sexy for your blog\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2004\/01\/graphics\/toosexy-your.gif\" height=\"194\" width=\"150\" alt=\"I'm too sexy for your blog\" align=\"right\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>To the left, the &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.cafeshops.com\/2sexy4myblog\">I&#8217;m too sexy for my blog<\/a>&#8221; t-shirt. Let your ego go wild, show of just <em>how<\/em> good you are! You deserve it!<\/p>\n<p>And on the right, for those people who <em>don&#8217;t<\/em> deserve to be graced by your presence &#8212; the &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.cafeshops.com\/2sexy4yourblog\" title=\"I'm too sexy for your blog\">I&#8217;m too sexy for your blog<\/a>&#8221; t-shirt! Face it, some blogs just aren&#8217;t worth your time. Don&#8217;t be shy about it &#8212; announce it to the world!<\/p>\n<p>Or not.<\/p>\n<p>You know.<\/p>\n<p>Whatever. ;)<\/p>\n<p>I just do <a href=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/10\/would_you_buy_t.html\" title=\"Would you buy this shirt?\">these things<\/a> because they amuse me.<\/p>\n<p><strong>iTunes:<\/strong> &#8220;I&#8217;m Too Sexy (Catwalk)&#8221; by Right Said Fred from the album <em>I&#8217;m Too Sexy<\/em> (1991, 7:51).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>New tagline for the blog went up today. Inspiration should be blatantly obvious. ;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2040],"tags":[25],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2119"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2119"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2119\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2119"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2119"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2119"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}