{"id":2124,"date":"2004-01-12T15:06:58","date_gmt":"2004-01-13T07:06:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/01\/12\/restaurant-vs-bar\/"},"modified":"2019-12-09T15:07:44","modified_gmt":"2019-12-09T23:07:44","slug":"restaurant-vs-bar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/01\/12\/restaurant-vs-bar\/","title":{"rendered":"Restaurant vs. Bar"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:12372,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/aurorastudios.typepad.com\\\/timsplace\\\/2004\\\/01\\\/restaurant_or_b.html&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>Tim&#8217;s got a handy list of ways to tell <a href=\"http:\/\/aurorastudios.typepad.com\/timsplace\/2004\/01\/restaurant_or_b.html\" title=\"Tim's Place: Restaurant or Bar ?\">whether you&#8217;re at a restaurant or a bar<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  If your napkin feels like linen, it&#8217;s a restaurant. If your napkin feels like the Yellow Pages, it&#8217;s a bar.<\/p>\n<p>  If you need reservations, it&#8217;s a restaurant. If you have reservations about admitting where you were till 2 a.m., it&#8217;s a bar.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Good thing, too, I&#8217;m constantly getting confused.<\/p>\n<p><strong>iTunes:<\/strong> &#8220;Brain Washers&#8221; by Blackalicious feat. Harper, Ben from the album <em>Blazing Arrow<\/em> (2002, 6:22).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you need reservations, it&#8217;s a restaurant. If you have reservations about admitting where you were till 2 a.m., it&#8217;s a bar.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[6],"class_list":["post-2124","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2124","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2124"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2124\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2124"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2124"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2124"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}