{"id":2127,"date":"2004-01-12T16:34:44","date_gmt":"2004-01-13T08:34:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/01\/13\/whos-the-pervert\/"},"modified":"2019-12-09T15:09:22","modified_gmt":"2019-12-09T23:09:22","slug":"whos-the-pervert","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/01\/12\/whos-the-pervert\/","title":{"rendered":"Who&#8217;s the pervert? ;)"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:8964,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.dashes.com\\\/anil&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20150706151004\\\/http:\\\/\\\/dashes.com:80\\\/anil\\\/&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/www.dashes.com\\\/anil&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-19 07:33:01&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-07 13:40:17&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-07 13:40:17&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:12366,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.rollingstone.com\\\/photos\\\/bigphoto.asp?gid=8227&amp;s=1&amp;e=5&amp;seq=2&amp;cf=2047188&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/www.rollingstone.com\\\/photos\\\/bigphoto.asp?gid=8227&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:12367,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/nyuview.citycynic.com\\\/index.php?p=163&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20080415092043\\\/http:\\\/\\\/nyuview.citycynic.com:80\\\/index.php?p=163&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-11 22:30:41&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:500},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-19 13:15:16&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:500},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-07 13:40:17&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:500}],&quot;broken&quot;:true,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-07 13:40:17&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:500},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>Last August, one of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dashes.com\/anil\/\" title=\"anil dash - new york is having chest pains\">Anil<\/a>&#8216;s &#8220;Daily Links&#8221; was to a story about the Olsen Twins somewhat risqu\u00e9 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rollingstone.com\/photos\/bigphoto.asp?gid=8227&amp;s=1&amp;e=5&amp;seq=2&amp;cf=2047188\" title=\"Twin Peeks\">Rolling Stone photo shoot<\/a>. When he linked to it, the tooltip he put on the link was, &#8220;298 days, you pervert&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Today, he linked to a story about the Olsen Twins <a href=\"http:\/\/nyuview.citycynic.com\/index.php?p=163\" title=\"The Olsen Twins Head to NYU!\">going to NYU<\/a>. The tooltip he used this time was, &#8220;the answer is 152 days, you pervert&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>If it weren&#8217;t for Anil so kindly keeping track of things like this, I&#8217;d never know just when the twins were due to turn 18.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not <em>sayin&#8217;<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m just sayin&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p><strong>iTunes:<\/strong> &#8220;Happiness (Dub)&#8221; by Front 242 from the album <em>Mut\\@ge.Mix\\@ge<\/em> (1995, 6:10).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If it weren&#8217;t for Anil so kindly keeping track of things like this, I&#8217;d never know just when the twins were due to turn 18.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2028],"tags":[6,39],"class_list":["post-2127","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links","tag-humor","tag-links"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2127","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2127"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2127\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2127"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2127"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2127"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}