{"id":2135,"date":"2004-01-13T16:38:42","date_gmt":"2004-01-14T08:38:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/01\/14\/cuddling\/"},"modified":"2019-12-09T15:12:44","modified_gmt":"2019-12-09T23:12:44","slug":"cuddling","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/01\/13\/cuddling\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;cuddling&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:11098,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.somethingpositive.net&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20260303063959\\\/https:\\\/\\\/somethingpositive.net\\\/&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-11 12:18:01&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-16 03:05:50&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-16 03:05:50&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:12351,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.livejournal.com\\\/community\\\/som_pos\\\/636384.html&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20050824055616\\\/http:\\\/\\\/www.livejournal.com:80\\\/community\\\/som_pos\\\/636384.html&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-11 22:07:52&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:503}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-11 22:07:52&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:503},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been reading <a href=\"http:\/\/www.somethingpositive.net\/\" title=\"Something Positive\">Something Positive<\/a> for a while now, since Royce <a href=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/10\/something_posit.html\" title=\"Something Positive\">showed it to me<\/a>, but <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/community\/som_pos\/636384.html\" title=\"som_pos: Comic for 1-12-04\">yesterday&#8217;s strip<\/a> has two of the best quotes I&#8217;ve seen from it yet.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  If masturbating was supposed to be cute, pink bunnies would do it in meadows and they&#8217;d ejaculate rainbows and flower petals.<\/p>\n<p>  I&#8217;m an artist and mindfucks are my medium.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>iTunes:<\/strong> &#8220;Pride (In the Name of Love)&#8221; by U2 from the album <em>Rattle and Hum<\/em> (1988, 4:27).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been reading Something Positive for a while now, since Royce showed it to me, but yesterday&#8217;s strip has two of the best quotes I&#8217;ve seen from it yet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2028],"tags":[6,16],"class_list":["post-2135","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links","tag-humor","tag-quotes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2135","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2135"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2135\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2135"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2135"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2135"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}