{"id":21507,"date":"2018-01-11T20:12:17","date_gmt":"2018-01-12T04:12:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/?p=21507"},"modified":"2019-12-17T15:33:56","modified_gmt":"2019-12-17T23:33:56","slug":"21507","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2018\/01\/11\/21507\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Current amusement: as I age, I\u2019m getting a respectable start on \u201cold man\u201d eyebrows. But they\u2019re much thinner on the outsides of my eyes than the insides, so the end result is occasionally a very Vulcan\/Romulan upwards slant to my brows. I\u2019m ever more saddened that I\u2019ve never been able to lift just a single eyebrow! &#x1f596;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/5ed8ef43f9a34eac88438d1dbe71a8b4.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Current amusement: as I age, I\u2019m getting a respectable start on \u201cold man\u201d eyebrows. But they\u2019re much thinner on the outsides of my eyes than the insides, so the end result is occasionally a very Vulcan\/Romulan upwards slant to my brows. I\u2019m ever more saddened that I\u2019ve never been able to lift just a single &#8230; <a title=\"\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2018\/01\/11\/21507\/\" aria-label=\"Read more about \">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2033,2049,2047],"tags":[2771],"class_list":["post-21507","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-beyond-the-blog","category-photos","category-star-trek","tag-from-instagram"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21507","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21507"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21507\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21507"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21507"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21507"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}