{"id":2164,"date":"2004-01-22T02:05:18","date_gmt":"2004-01-22T18:05:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/01\/22\/news-stories-we-didnt-need\/"},"modified":"2019-12-09T15:21:17","modified_gmt":"2019-12-09T23:21:17","slug":"news-stories-we-didnt-need","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/01\/22\/news-stories-we-didnt-need\/","title":{"rendered":"News stories we didn&#8217;t need"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ananova.com\/news\/story\/sm_858213.html?menu=news.quirkies\" title=\"Jordan's boobs 'may explode' in jungle\">Jordan&#8217;s boobs &#8216;may explode&#8217; in jungle<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  Medics have warned that Jordan&#8217;s breasts could explode if leeches get to suck them in the jungle.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.benhammersley.com\/dparchives\/008026.html\" title=\"Ben Hammersley's Dangerous Precedent: I have a scream.\">Ben Hammersley<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jordan&#8217;s boobs &#8216;may explode&#8217; in jungle<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2028],"tags":[6],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2164"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2164"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2164\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2164"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2164"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2164"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}