{"id":2172,"date":"2004-01-23T18:06:13","date_gmt":"2004-01-24T10:06:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/01\/24\/read-this\/"},"modified":"2019-12-09T15:23:25","modified_gmt":"2019-12-09T23:23:25","slug":"read-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/01\/23\/read-this\/","title":{"rendered":"Read this."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:11932,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.emptybottle.org\\\/glass\\\/2004\\\/01\\\/never_mind_the_bollocks_heres_the_wonderchicken.php&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>Any attempt at an introduction or pullquote wouldn&#8217;t do this justice, so just go read it.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.emptybottle.org\/glass\/2004\/01\/never_mind_the_bollocks_heres_the_wonderchicken.php\" title=\"TITLE\">Never Mind The Bollocks, Here&#8217;s The Wonderchicken<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Any attempt at an introduction or pullquote wouldn&#8217;t do this justice, so just go read it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2028],"tags":[599],"class_list":["post-2172","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links","tag-weblogs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2172","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2172"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2172\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2172"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2172"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2172"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}