{"id":2178,"date":"2004-01-26T16:12:09","date_gmt":"2004-01-27T08:12:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/01\/27\/pedometer\/"},"modified":"2019-12-09T15:27:20","modified_gmt":"2019-12-09T23:27:20","slug":"pedometer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/01\/26\/pedometer\/","title":{"rendered":"Pedometer"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[]'><\/div>\n<blockquote><p>\n  <strong>jeanniecool:<\/strong> pedometer measures how many children you touch inappropriately&#8230;?\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8212; jeanniecool on [&#35;joiito]<\/p>\n<p><strong>iTunes:<\/strong> &#8220;Bad Luck&#8221; by Social Distortion from the album <em>Somewhere Between Heaven and Hell<\/em> (1992, 4:26).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>pedometer measures how many children you touch inappropriately&#8230;?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[16],"class_list":["post-2178","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-quotes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2178","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2178"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2178\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2178"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2178"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2178"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}