{"id":2194,"date":"2004-01-31T05:16:47","date_gmt":"2004-01-31T21:16:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/01\/31\/miracles-never-cease\/"},"modified":"2019-12-09T15:34:12","modified_gmt":"2019-12-09T23:34:12","slug":"miracles-never-cease","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/01\/31\/miracles-never-cease\/","title":{"rendered":"Miracles never cease"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just had a conversation with the property manager for my building. We&#8217;ve been talking back and forth off and on for a couple weeks now, looking at various options as far as possibly switching apartments, signing a new lease, and getting a month&#8217;s rent free as a signing bonus for re-signing my lease.<\/p>\n<p>As it turns out, last week our building was apparently purchased by a new leasing agency, so we weren&#8217;t sure what sort of deals or possibilities might exist with the new management. We finally got confirmation on the new setup, and I&#8217;m not going to be able to get a free months rent for renewing my lease.<\/p>\n<p>But.<\/p>\n<p>They are going to <em>drop my rent<\/em> if I renew my lease &#8212; from \\$650\/month to <em>\\$495\/month<\/em>!<\/p>\n<p>That.<\/p>\n<p>So.<\/p>\n<p>Rocks.<\/p>\n<p><strong>iTunes:<\/strong> &#8220;Insane in the Brain (Da Funky Chunky)&#8221; by Cypress Hill from the album <em>Insane in the Brain<\/em> (1999, 6:37).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As it turns out, last week our building was apparently purchased by a new leasing agency, so we weren&#8217;t sure what sort of deals or possibilities might exist with the new management. We finally got confirmation on the new setup, and I&#8217;m not going to be able to get a free months rent for renewing my lease.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[13],"class_list":["post-2194","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2194","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2194"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2194\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2194"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2194"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2194"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}