{"id":2202,"date":"2004-02-02T02:46:07","date_gmt":"2004-02-02T18:46:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/02\/02\/thats-no-pastie\/"},"modified":"2019-12-09T16:00:50","modified_gmt":"2019-12-10T00:00:50","slug":"thats-no-pastie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/02\/02\/thats-no-pastie\/","title":{"rendered":"That&#8217;s no pastie!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2004\/02\/graphics\/janetsnothappy.jpg\" title=\"Janet's not happy\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2004\/02\/graphics\/janetsnothappy-tm.jpg\" height=\"150\" width=\"118\" alt=\"Janet's not happy\" align=\"right\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been reading various accounts of yesterday&#8217;s &#8220;accident&#8221; during the SuperBowl when Justin Timberlake removed part of Janet Jackson&#8217;s top, exposing one of her breasts on live television. Viacom, CBS, and MTV are all madly apologizing, and apparently there is going to be an <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reuters.com\/newsArticle.jhtml?type=televisionNews&amp;storyID=4264351\" title=\"Janet Jackson's Bare Breast Sparks FCC Probe\">FCC investigation into the incident<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  An outraged Federal Communications Commission Chairman Michael Powell on Monday ordered an investigation into the broadcast of the Super Bowl&#8217;s halftime entertainment show, during which singer Janet Jackson&#8217;s right breast was exposed.<\/p>\n<p>  During the break in the National Football League&#8217;s championship game, pop singer Justin Timberlake reached for Jackson as they sang a duet and tore open part of her black leather bustier.<\/p>\n<p>  &#8220;That celebration was tainted by a classless, crass and deplorable stunt,&#8221; Powell said in a statement. &#8220;Our nation&#8217;s children, parents and citizens deserve better.&#8221;\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I&#8217;ve got to admit, in some ways, this whole thing has been amusing me to no end.<\/p>\n<p>In the middle of a heavily-publicized violent sports event (maybe not as overtly violent as boxing, but when many players are injured and hospitalized each year, sometimes gravely so, we&#8217;re not talking tiddlywinks), in the midst of a halftime show known for excess and pushing the boundaries, the world got a momentary one-or-two second (accidental?) glimpse of a single breast.<\/p>\n<p>One breast. A couple seconds. And it&#8217;s instant controversy.<\/p>\n<p>Roughly half the world&#8217;s post-pubescent population already has two breasts of their very own, and I&#8217;m assuming that unless they ensure that all lights are off every time they get dressed or take a shower, they&#8217;ve probably already seen those; and the other half of the population generally spends a fair amount of their waking hours trying to find ways to see those breasts that they don&#8217;t have! This isn&#8217;t exactly a new thing, folks.<\/p>\n<p>Ah, well &#8212; my views aren&#8217;t about to change anyone&#8217;s mind. Still, I&#8217;m constantly frustrated by a culture that glorifies violence and vilifies sexuality (unless it&#8217;s being used to sell something). Seems pretty backwards. But that&#8217;s just me.<\/p>\n<p>One thing I just noticed this morning, though. When I first saw pictures of the dastardly deed last night, it looked for all the world like Janet was wearing a pastie on the exposed breast &#8212; which, when combined with the conveniently detachable breast cup, definitely called into doubt the &#8220;accidental&#8221; nature of the flash. This morning <a href=\"http:\/\/www.drudgereport.com\/mattjj.htm\" title=\"OUTRAGE AT CBS AFTER JANET BARES BREAST DURING DINNER HOUR; SUPER BOWL SHOW PUSHES LIMITS\">Drudge Report posted some better-quality images<\/a> though, and when zoomed in, it&#8217;s apparent that it&#8217;s <em>not<\/em> a pastie &#8212; but rather a <a href=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2004\/02\/graphics\/thatsnopastie.jpg\" title=\"That's no pastie!\">nipple piercing with a silver sun shield<\/a> around it.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, so maybe it was accidental. I&#8217;ve gotta say, though &#8211;decent taste in body jewelry. Good for her!<\/p>\n<p>Update: Lane <a href=\"http:\/\/brokengoalie.typepad.com\/eyv\/2004\/02\/hello_janet.html\" title=\"Hello Janet!\">posted video footage<\/a> &#8212; that does <em>not<\/em> look &#8220;accidental&#8221; to me!<span hidden class=\"__iawmlf-post-loop-links\" data-iawmlf-links=\"[{&quot;id&quot;:11831,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.reuters.com\\\/newsArticle.jhtml?type=televisionNews\\u0026storyID=4264351&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/www.reuters.com\\\/newsArticle.jhtml?type=televisionNews&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:11832,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.drudgereport.com\\\/mattjj.htm&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20260107003817\\\/https:\\\/\\\/drudgereport.com\\\/mattjj.htm&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-11 19:47:33&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:403},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-06 17:29:24&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:403},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-14 05:50:40&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:404},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-20 04:59:29&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:404},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-06-07 08:00:39&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:404},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-06-27 23:16:19&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:404},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-07-11 23:14:03&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:404},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-07-27 10:46:04&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:404},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-08-04 23:18:47&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:404},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-08-13 17:25:54&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:404}],&quot;broken&quot;:true,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-08-13 17:25:54&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:404},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:11833,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/brokengoalie.typepad.com\\\/eyv\\\/2004\\\/02\\\/hello_janet.html&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20050410163004\\\/http:\\\/\\\/brokengoalie.typepad.com:80\\\/eyv\\\/2004\\\/02\\\/hello_janet.html&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-11 19:47:37&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:403},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-07 03:17:26&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:403},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-20 04:59:27&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:403},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-06-07 08:00:38&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:403},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-06-27 23:16:17&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:403},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-07-11 23:14:00&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:403},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-07-27 10:46:02&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:403},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-08-04 23:18:46&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:403},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-08-13 17:25:51&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:403}],&quot;broken&quot;:true,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-08-13 17:25:51&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:403},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]\"><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ah, well &#8212; my views aren&#8217;t about to change anyone&#8217;s mind. Still, I&#8217;m constantly frustrated by a culture that glorifies violence and vilifies sexuality (unless it&#8217;s being used to sell something). Seems pretty backwards. But that&#8217;s just me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2035],"tags":[928,929,8],"class_list":["post-2202","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music","tag-janet-jackson","tag-justin-timberlake","tag-television"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2202","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2202"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2202\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2202"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2202"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2202"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}