{"id":2222,"date":"2004-02-09T17:37:45","date_gmt":"2004-02-10T09:37:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/02\/10\/garageband-is-evil\/"},"modified":"2019-12-09T16:12:48","modified_gmt":"2019-12-10T00:12:48","slug":"garageband-is-evil","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/02\/09\/garageband-is-evil\/","title":{"rendered":"GarageBand is evil"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:7129,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.apple.com\\\/ilife\\\/garageband&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20131016010047\\\/http:\\\/\\\/www.apple.com\\\/ilife\\\/garageband\\\/&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/www.apple.com\\\/ilife\\\/garageband&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-25 00:45:53&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-30 07:56:21&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-03 15:53:19&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-03 15:53:19&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>I&#8217;ve poked around with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.apple.com\/ilife\/garageband\/\" title=\"Apple - iLife - GarageBand\">GarageBand<\/a> a bit since I got it, but haven&#8217;t created anything major yet. However, it is <em>way<\/em> too much fun.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s also <em>far<\/em> too easy for me to put together something really, <em>really<\/em> stupid with it. This is dangerous. Fun &#8212; but dangerous.<\/p>\n<p>And here&#8217;s the evidence: <a href=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2004\/02\/files\/countrybounce.mp3\">countrybounce<\/a> &#8212; 71 seconds of banjo and drum loops.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure I can come up with something better than that given time. But for the moment, this stupid little ditty is it.<\/p>\n<p>Enjoy.<\/p>\n<p>Or don&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>;)<\/p>\n<p><strong>iTunes:<\/strong> &#8220;Must I&#8221; by Lizette &amp; from the album <em>This Is<\/em> (2003, 3:32).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve poked around with GarageBand a bit since I got it, but haven&#8217;t created anything major yet. However, it is way too much fun.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2039,2046,2045,2035],"tags":[80],"class_list":["post-2222","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-apple","category-audio","category-djwudi","category-music","tag-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2222","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2222"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2222\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2222"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2222"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2222"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}