{"id":2237,"date":"2004-02-13T00:25:24","date_gmt":"2004-02-13T16:25:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/02\/13\/goin-to-the-chapel-and-theyre-gonna-get-married\/"},"modified":"2019-12-09T16:18:01","modified_gmt":"2019-12-10T00:18:01","slug":"goin-to-the-chapel-and-theyre-gonna-get-married","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/02\/13\/goin-to-the-chapel-and-theyre-gonna-get-married\/","title":{"rendered":"Goin&#8217; to the chapel and they&#8217;re gonna get married\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m off to the airport &#8212; my brother Kevin and his fiancee Emily are getting married on Sunday in Memphis, Tennessee, and I&#8217;m heading down to be best man at the wedding!<\/p>\n<p>I have absolutely <em>no<\/em> clue if I&#8217;ll have any sort of computer access while I&#8217;m gone, so posting may be infrequent to nonexistent until sometime late Monday or Tuesday, as will replies to any e-mail.<\/p>\n<p>While I&#8217;m gone, have fun, be good, and try not to burn the place down.<\/p>\n<p>And no parties.<\/p>\n<p>I mean it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m off to the airport &mdash; my brother Kevin and his fiancee Emily are getting married on Sunday in Memphis, Tennessee, and I&#8217;m heading down to be best man at the wedding!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[13],"class_list":["post-2237","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2237","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2237"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2237\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2237"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2237"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2237"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}