{"id":2250,"date":"2004-02-18T15:02:36","date_gmt":"2004-02-19T07:02:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/02\/18\/duck-the-foods-shooting-back\/"},"modified":"2019-12-09T16:22:17","modified_gmt":"2019-12-10T00:22:17","slug":"duck-the-foods-shooting-back","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/02\/18\/duck-the-foods-shooting-back\/","title":{"rendered":"Duck! The food&#8217;s shooting back!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:11726,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/cnn.netscape.cnn.com\\\/news\\\/story.jsp?floc=FF-APO-1120&amp;idq=\\\/ff\\\/story\\\/0001%2F20040218%2F2058553214.htm&amp;sc=1120&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>You will never lose betting on human stupidity.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  A man and his wife ducked behind a refrigerator when <a href=\"http:\/\/cnn.netscape.cnn.com\/news\/story.jsp?floc=FF-APO-1120&amp;idq=\/ff\/story\/0001%2F20040218%2F2058553214.htm&amp;sc=1120\" title=\"Stored Bullets Explode in Wis. Oven\">bullets began exploding in their oven<\/a>, authorities say.<\/p>\n<p>  Capt.\u00a0Craig Kohlbeck of the Brown County Sheriff&#8217;s Department said the husband had put the ammunition and three handguns in the oven before the couple left on a vacation.<\/p>\n<p>  He told officers he thought the items would be safe there in case someone broke into the home while they were away.<\/p>\n<p>  After returning from their trip Tuesday, the wife turned on the oven to prepare dinner and the bullets ignited, Kohlbeck said.<\/p>\n<p>  No one was hurt.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Of course, as amusing as this is, I can see it happening. At one point many years ago, mom decided that she&#8217;d store some of her unused Tupperware in the oven. Later on, Dad decided to cook.<\/p>\n<p>After she had to get new Tupperware, mom decided that there were better places to store it.<\/p>\n<p>;)<\/p>\n<p>(via Prairie)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Capt. Craig Kohlbeck of the Brown County Sheriff&#8217;s Department said the husband had put the ammunition and three handguns in the oven before the couple left on a vacation.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2028],"tags":[6],"class_list":["post-2250","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2250","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2250"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2250\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2250"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2250"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2250"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}