{"id":2270,"date":"2004-02-24T03:04:07","date_gmt":"2004-02-24T19:04:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/02\/24\/may-7th-is-no-pants-day\/"},"modified":"2019-12-09T16:31:39","modified_gmt":"2019-12-10T00:31:39","slug":"may-7th-is-no-pants-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/02\/24\/may-7th-is-no-pants-day\/","title":{"rendered":"May 7th is No Pants Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:11675,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.nopantsday.com\\\/quiz&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20080725163818\\\/http:\\\/\\\/www.nopantsday.com\\\/quiz\\\/&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-11 18:17:56&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:503},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-29 11:11:33&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:503}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-29 11:11:33&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:503},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:11676,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.nopantsday.com&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20240224034900\\\/http:\\\/\\\/nopantsday.com\\\/&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-11 18:17:59&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:503},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-29 11:11:30&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:503}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-29 11:11:30&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:503},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:5168,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.hanscomfamily.com&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/www.hanscomfamily.com\\\/&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ll be able to get away with it at work, but <em>afterwards<\/em>&#8230; :-D<\/p>\n<table border=\"1\" bgcolor=\"fffff0\">\n<tr>\n<td>\n<table width=\"360\" cellpadding=\"7\">\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"2\">\n<div align=\"center\"><b>You Should Wear Nothing!<\/b><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nopantsday.com\/quiz\/\" title=\"What should you wear?\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.nopantsday.com\/quiz\/nothin.jpg\"><\/a><\/td>\n<td>\n<hr \/>\n<div align=\"left\">NOTHING?!?!?! There are no limits or boundaries for you. No pants, no clothes, whatever. But, hey, if you&#8217;re going to get arrested, this is definitely the way to go.<\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nopantsday.com\/quiz\/\" title=\"What should you wear?\">Find out which No Pants Day outfit YOU should wear!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>No Pants Day is May 7th, 2004. To find out more about No Pants Day, visit<br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nopantsday.com\" title=\"No Pants Day\">www.NoPantsDay.com<\/a><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hanscomfamily.com\/\" title=\"The Hanscom Family Weblog\">Dad<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p><strong>iTunes:<\/strong> &#8220;Schiff Ahoi&#8221; by Totenmond from the album <em>Cold Hands Seduction IV<\/em> (3:55).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ll be able to get away with it at work, but afterwards&hellip; :-D<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2028],"tags":[6,39],"class_list":["post-2270","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links","tag-humor","tag-links"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2270","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2270"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2270\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2270"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2270"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2270"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}