{"id":23001,"date":"2019-12-23T15:23:49","date_gmt":"2019-12-23T23:23:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/?p=23001"},"modified":"2019-12-23T15:23:56","modified_gmt":"2019-12-23T23:23:56","slug":"happy-christmas-adam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2019\/12\/23\/happy-christmas-adam\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Christmas Adam!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/48406167_2084990634927670_8222578540160221184_n.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/48406167_2084990634927670_8222578540160221184_n.jpg\" alt=\"A Tumblr post screenshot explaining Christmas Adam\" width=\"554\" height=\"960\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-23002\" srcset=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/48406167_2084990634927670_8222578540160221184_n.jpg 554w, https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/48406167_2084990634927670_8222578540160221184_n-173x300.jpg 173w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 554px) 100vw, 554px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23001","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23001","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23001"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23001\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23001"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23001"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23001"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}