{"id":23111,"date":"2012-07-03T09:52:33","date_gmt":"2012-07-03T16:52:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/?p=23111"},"modified":"2019-12-24T13:31:59","modified_gmt":"2019-12-24T21:31:59","slug":"things-i-will-not-do","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2012\/07\/03\/things-i-will-not-do\/","title":{"rendered":"Things I Will Not Do"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[]'><\/div>\n<p>Things I will not do, in no particular order (a list that can be revised at any time, though such revisions are likely to be additions, unless there&#8217;s a <em>very<\/em> good reason for removing an item):<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Refer to Prairie as &#8220;my woman&#8221;. I do not own her.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p>Use &#8220;bitch&#8221; as a generic term for women. I reserve the right to occasionally describe someone as &#8220;a bitch&#8221; or &#8220;bitchy&#8221; when appropriate, but women in general are not &#8220;bitches&#8221; (or sluts, hos, or any other demeaning term).<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p>Share any cute, funny, poignant, political, or any other kind of image on Facebook that uses improper grammar. Not that I share many images, but if they&#8217;re made without proper use of the English language, they&#8217;re not getting shared (with occasional, <em>very<\/em> rare exceptions for obviously intended humorous butchering of the language by people who know what they&#8217;re doing and why it&#8217;s funny).<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p>Share any image that denigrates one body type in favor of another. I find skinny women attractive, I find curvy women attractive&#8230;basically, I find women attractive. No one body type is better than any other. As long as someone <em>has<\/em> a body, I&#8217;m good with that.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure this list will grow over time. These just popped into my head this morning based on things I&#8217;ve seen posted recently.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sure this list will grow over time. These just popped into my head this morning based on things I&#8217;ve seen posted recently.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2033,2043],"tags":[3498],"class_list":["post-23111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-beyond-the-blog","category-personal","tag-from-facebook"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23111"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23111\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}