{"id":23143,"date":"2019-12-26T21:17:45","date_gmt":"2019-12-27T05:17:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/?p=23143"},"modified":"2019-12-26T21:18:12","modified_gmt":"2019-12-27T05:18:12","slug":"23143","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2019\/12\/26\/23143\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/abcnews.go.com\/Weird\/wireStory\/carolina-couple-call-911-vacuum-thought-intruder-67929452\">N Carolina couple call 911 on vacuum thought to be intruder<\/a>: A cute story told in a clever way. It\u2019s really a shame its byline is just the AP, and the actual author isn\u2019t getting their due credit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>N Carolina couple call 911 on vacuum thought to be intruder: A cute story told in a clever way. It\u2019s really a shame its byline is just the AP, and the actual author isn\u2019t getting their due credit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2028],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23143"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23143"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23143\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23143"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23143"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23143"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}