{"id":23165,"date":"2020-01-01T09:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-01-01T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/?p=23165"},"modified":"2019-12-30T16:27:06","modified_gmt":"2019-12-31T00:27:06","slug":"my-new-years-resolutions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2020\/01\/01\/my-new-years-resolutions\/","title":{"rendered":"My New Year&#8217;s Resolutions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My resolutions for this year:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>5120 x 2880<\/li>\n<li>1920 x 1080<\/li>\n<li>1668 x 2224<\/li>\n<li>1125 x 2436 <\/li>\n<li>368 x 448<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>(That&#8217;s my retina iMac, its secondary display, and my iPad, iPhone, and Apple Watch, respectively. Yes, I make this same stupid joke every year, \u2018cause it makes me laugh.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, I make this same stupid joke every year, \u2018cause it makes me laugh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2034,2043],"tags":[118],"class_list":["post-23165","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geekery","category-personal","tag-apple"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23165","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23165"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23165\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23165"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23165"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23165"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}