{"id":232,"date":"2001-10-17T13:35:26","date_gmt":"2001-10-17T21:35:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/?p=232"},"modified":"2019-11-25T15:16:06","modified_gmt":"2019-11-25T23:16:06","slug":"if-i-ever-go-postal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2001\/10\/17\/if-i-ever-go-postal\/","title":{"rendered":"If I ever go postal&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I swear, if I ever completely lose it, flip out, and go postal, I&#8217;m going to end up doing it with a staple gun, because of the sheer number of jobs I&#8217;ve run for lawyers, accountants, government employees, and various other people who seem to compensate for whatever percieved deficiencies may exist in their life with a pathological drive to staple <em>everything<\/em> as many times as possible, whether or not it&#8217;s actually necessary.<\/p>\n<p>Grrrrrrrr.<\/p>\n<p>And ack pffft, too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I swear, if I ever completely lose it, flip out, and go postal, I&#8217;m going to end up doing it with a staple gun.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[13],"class_list":["post-232","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/232","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=232"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/232\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=232"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=232"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=232"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}