{"id":2331,"date":"2004-03-16T13:53:07","date_gmt":"2004-03-17T05:53:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/03\/16\/lego-porn\/"},"modified":"2019-12-09T16:56:55","modified_gmt":"2019-12-10T00:56:55","slug":"lego-porn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/03\/16\/lego-porn\/","title":{"rendered":"Lego porn!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And I thought <em>I<\/em> got creative with my Legos&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  Hidden in a miniature Washington, D.C., at Legoland California, among thousands of characters living frozen lives, a businessman moons a presidential motorcade.<\/p>\n<p>  Nearby, in a Lego replica of New York City, a man does his laundry in the nude. And at a New England harbor, beneath an overturned rowboat, two pairs of legs tangle suggestively.<\/p>\n<p>  Such adult-themed vignettes, played out in tiny plastic bricks, are a secret diversion at the Carlsbad theme park, where &#8220;master builders&#8221; make a sport of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.signonsandiego.com\/uniontrib\/20040314\/news_1n14lego.html\" title=\"San Diego Union-Tribune: Kids theme park insists scenes are appropriate\">putting risque scenes into G-rated landscapes<\/a>.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Tab A into slot B, indeed.<\/p>\n<p><strong>iTunes:<\/strong> &#8220;Ride the Bullet (1991)&#8221; by Army of Lovers from the album <em>Army of Lovers<\/em> (1991, 3:45).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hidden in a miniature Washington, D.C., at Legoland California, among thousands of characters living frozen lives, a businessman moons a presidential motorcade.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2028],"tags":[6],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2331"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2331"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2331\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2331"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2331"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2331"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}