{"id":2338,"date":"2004-03-19T03:30:30","date_gmt":"2004-03-19T19:30:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/03\/19\/legal-pornography\/"},"modified":"2019-12-10T07:38:54","modified_gmt":"2019-12-10T15:38:54","slug":"legal-pornography","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/03\/19\/legal-pornography\/","title":{"rendered":"Legal pornography?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So&#8230;anyone know why, on the new <a href=\"http:\/\/local.google.com\/\" title=\"Google Local\">Google Local<\/a> search, when you do a search for &#8220;porn&#8221; and your zip code, you get a <a href=\"http:\/\/local.google.com\/local?sc=1&amp;q=porn&amp;near=98101&amp;btnG=Google+Search&amp;sl=1\" title=\"porn near 98101\">bunch of results for lawyers<\/a>?<\/p>\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/leray.us\/nukem\/modules.php?op=modload&amp;name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=96&amp;mode=thread&amp;order=0&amp;thold=0\" title=\"www.leray.us: Best lawyer joke on the internet!!!!\">Karl<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p><strong>iTunes:<\/strong> &#8220;Last of the Spiddyocks&#8221; by Digable Planets from the album <em>Reachin&#8217; (A New Refutation of Time and Space)<\/em> (1993, 4:27).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So&hellip;anyone know why, on the new Google Local search, when you do a search for &#8216;porn&#8217; and your zip code, you get a bunch of results for lawyers?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2028],"tags":[6,65],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2338"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2338"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2338\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2338"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2338"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2338"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}