{"id":2360,"date":"2004-03-26T14:52:33","date_gmt":"2004-03-27T06:52:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/03\/26\/i-love-cats\/"},"modified":"2019-12-10T07:50:49","modified_gmt":"2019-12-10T15:50:49","slug":"i-love-cats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/03\/26\/i-love-cats\/","title":{"rendered":"I Love Cats"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:10646,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.justlikeadream.com&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20260311071234\\\/https:\\\/\\\/www.justlikeadream.com\\\/&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-18 19:59:17&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-25 07:15:22&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-28 14:48:15&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-04 15:47:46&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-04 15:47:46&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:11417,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.justlikeadream.com\\\/mt\\\/archives\\\/001247.html&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20260311161506\\\/https:\\\/\\\/www.justlikeadream.com\\\/mt\\\/archives\\\/001247.html&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-22 01:55:20&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-28 14:48:15&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-28 14:48:15&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>You <em>must<\/em> listen to this: &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/03\/files\/iluvcats.mp3\">I &#x2665; Cats<\/a>&#8221; (1Mb .mp3).<\/p>\n<p>Very, very, <em>very<\/em> wrong.<\/p>\n<p>And very, very, <em>very<\/em> funny.<\/p>\n<p>Author and performer unknown, found on IRC a long time ago by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.justlikeadream.com\/\" title=\"Just Like a Dream\">D<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.justlikeadream.com\/mt\/archives\/001247.html\" title=\"I Love Cats!\">originally posted on Just Like a Dream<\/a> and cross-posted here with her permission.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  I love cats.<br \/>\n  I love to pet their fur.<br \/>\n  I love to scratch their neck and chins<br \/>\n  and listen to them purr.<\/p>\n<p>  I love cats.<br \/>\n  I love to stroke their thighs.<br \/>\n  I love to bend them over a desk<br \/>\n  and push their butts up high.<\/p>\n<p>  I love cats.<br \/>\n  I make them wear a bra.<br \/>\n  I tie some panties &#8217;round their neck<br \/>\n  and then I shout &#8220;Hurrah!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>  I love cats.<br \/>\n  My sexual housepets.<br \/>\n  I love to have my way with them<br \/>\n  and smoke some cigarettes.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Don&#8217;t blame me, I&#8217;m just passing it along&#8230;;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I love cats. I love to pet their fur. I love to scratch their neck and chins and listen to them purr.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2035],"tags":[6,80],"class_list":["post-2360","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music","tag-humor","tag-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2360","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2360"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2360\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2360"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2360"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2360"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}