{"id":23738,"date":"2020-03-05T15:32:24","date_gmt":"2020-03-05T23:32:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/?p=23738"},"modified":"2020-03-05T15:32:24","modified_gmt":"2020-03-05T23:32:24","slug":"80-proof-sanitizer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2020\/03\/05\/80-proof-sanitizer\/","title":{"rendered":"80-Proof Sanitizer"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:1823,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/twitter.com\\\/djwudi\\\/status\\\/1235633320236445698&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20200305205746\\\/https:\\\/\\\/twitter.com\\\/djwudi\\\/status\\\/1235633320236445698&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-03 16:45:28&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-13 17:35:20&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-18 01:01:31&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-22 11:05:07&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-22 11:05:07&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:1824,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/god.dailydot.com\\\/titos-vodka-hand-sanitizer&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>Earlier today, I made <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/djwudi\/status\/1235633320236445698\">this joke on Twitter<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  Hand sanitizer is sold out everywhere. So is isopropyl alcohol and aloe vera gel.<\/p>\n<p>  Anybody know the correct ratio for vodka and personal lubricant?\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And while that didn&#8217;t come even close to going viral (two replies and three hearts), so I know I&#8217;m not to blame, I was amused to see <a href=\"https:\/\/god.dailydot.com\/titos-vodka-hand-sanitizer\/\" title=\"Tito\u2019s Vodka: No, You Can\u2019t Make Hand Sanitizer Out Of Our Alcohol\">this article this afternoon<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  As hand sanitizer disappears from the shelves across the U.S. while the coronavirus spreads, the social media team for Tito\u2019s Vodka has been spending much of its time explaining to fans that hand sanitizer made with their product would not be effective for preventing COVID-19.<\/p>\n<p>  \u201cAs soon as we saw the incorrect articles and social posts, we wanted to set the record straight,\u201d a Tito\u2019s spokesperson told The Dallas Morning News. \u201cWhile it would be good for business for our fans to use massive quantities of Tito\u2019s for hand sanitizer, it would be a shame to waste the good stuff, especially if it doesn\u2019t sanitize (which it doesn\u2019t, per the CDC).\u201d\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was a joke, people! A joke!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[3955],"class_list":["post-23738","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-covid"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23738","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23738"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23738\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23738"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23738"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23738"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}