{"id":23744,"date":"2020-03-06T09:17:52","date_gmt":"2020-03-06T17:17:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/?p=23744"},"modified":"2020-03-06T09:17:52","modified_gmt":"2020-03-06T17:17:52","slug":"soap-the-final-frontier","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2020\/03\/06\/soap-the-final-frontier\/","title":{"rendered":"Soap: The Final Frontier"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:1820,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/www.facebook.com\\\/monica.marier\\\/posts\\\/10156605890946333&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<blockquote><p>\n  CDC reccommends washing your hands for 20 seconds. You know what takes roughly 20 seconds to say?<\/p>\n<p>  &#8220;Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its continuing mission: to explore strange new worlds. To seek out new life and new civilizations. To boldly go where no one has gone before.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>  You&#8217;re not required to hum the theme afterwards, but who&#8217;s gonna stop you, honestly.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>\u2014 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/monica.marier\/posts\/10156605890946333\">Monica Marier<\/a> on Facebook<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Another 20-second handwashing meditation<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043,2047],"tags":[3955,4097],"class_list":["post-23744","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","category-star-trek","tag-covid","tag-star-trek"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23744","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23744"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23744\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23744"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23744"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23744"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}