{"id":2381,"date":"2004-04-03T12:20:29","date_gmt":"2004-04-04T04:20:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/04\/03\/the-chefs-special\/"},"modified":"2019-12-10T08:28:43","modified_gmt":"2019-12-10T16:28:43","slug":"the-chefs-special","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/04\/03\/the-chefs-special\/","title":{"rendered":"The chef&#8217;s special"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:11357,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/web.foodnetwork.com\\\/food\\\/web\\\/encyclopedia\\\/termdetail\\\/0,7770,3641,00.html&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>I <em>know<\/em> this is juvenile, and I <em>know<\/em> that it&#8217;s a <a href=\"http:\/\/web.foodnetwork.com\/food\/web\/encyclopedia\/termdetail\/0,7770,3641,00.html\" title=\"Pupu\">real food item<\/a>&#8230;but I really have to think that classy restaurants should avoid naming a \\$22 dish &#8220;The Captain&#8217;s Pupu Tower.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>iTunes:<\/strong> &#8220;Symphony for Taps&#8221; by Pigface from the album <em>Gub<\/em> (1990, 1:25).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know this is juvenile, and I know that it&#8217;s a real food item&hellip;but I really have to think that classy restaurants should avoid naming a $22 dish &#8216;The Captain&#8217;s Pupu Tower.&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[6],"class_list":["post-2381","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2381","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2381"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2381\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2381"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2381"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2381"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}