{"id":2383,"date":"2004-04-05T05:13:34","date_gmt":"2004-04-05T19:13:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/04\/05\/attack-of-the-killerlemons\/"},"modified":"2019-12-10T08:32:39","modified_gmt":"2019-12-10T16:32:39","slug":"attack-of-the-killerlemons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/04\/05\/attack-of-the-killerlemons\/","title":{"rendered":"Attack of the Killer&#8230;Lemons?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s the little things that can make living in Seattle fun. While this didn&#8217;t happen to me, I got a laugh out of reading about it.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/sirriamnis\/\" title=\"Plainclothes Goth - Undercover for the Dark Side\">Mickey<\/a> is one of the bartenders at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vogueseattle.com\/\" title=\"The Vogue - Seattle, WA\">The Vogue<\/a>. Saturday night, she <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/sirriamnis\/468960.html\" title=\"Not a bad night\">had fun with some of her customers<\/a>&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  I am apparently highly entertaining to British punk guys. I told one of them if he didn&#8217;t quit standing in my serving area I was going to pelt him with lemons. He stepped into it, so I pelted him with lemon wedges. Which led to his buddy saying, &#8220;Yeah, I&#8217;m his lawyer and you violated him or something.&#8221; To which I replied, &#8220;We don&#8217;t violate anyone here that doesn&#8217;t ask nicely.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>  Periodically for the rest of the night, he&#8217;d step into the serving area and point to where he wanted to be pelted with lemons.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Later on, the club bouncer <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/sirriamnis\/469127.html\" title=\"I'm up\">mentioned something to her<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  And according to Umbrikatus I was pelting members of KMFDM with lemons last night. Go me. They seemed to like it.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>iTunes:<\/strong> &#8220;Light (Lighthouse)&#8221; by K.M.F.D.M. from the album <em>Light<\/em> (1994, 5:04).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s the little things that can make living in Seattle fun. While this didn&#8217;t happen to me, I got a laugh out of reading about it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2043],"tags":[13],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2383"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2383"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2383\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2383"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2383"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2383"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}