{"id":2386,"date":"2004-04-05T17:04:18","date_gmt":"2004-04-06T07:04:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/04\/05\/any-true-scot-would-cringe\/"},"modified":"2019-12-10T08:33:02","modified_gmt":"2019-12-10T16:33:02","slug":"any-true-scot-would-cringe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/04\/05\/any-true-scot-would-cringe\/","title":{"rendered":"Any true Scot would cringe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I saw a guy walking down the street outside of the club this weekend wearing a Utilikilt &#8220;baggy style.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>With the beltline around his hips, and boxers sticking up over the waistband.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s just so, so wrong.<\/p>\n<p><strong>iTunes:<\/strong> &#8220;Trumpets of Dawn&#8221; by Discordia from the album <em>Essential Chillout<\/em> (1999, 3:41).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I saw a guy walking down the street outside of the club this weekend wearing a Utilikilt &#8216;baggy style.&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[13],"class_list":["post-2386","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2386","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2386"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2386\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2386"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2386"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2386"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}