{"id":2392,"date":"2004-04-07T05:12:00","date_gmt":"2004-04-07T19:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/04\/07\/i-am-a-grammar-god-bow-before-me\/"},"modified":"2019-12-10T08:34:58","modified_gmt":"2019-12-10T16:34:58","slug":"i-am-a-grammar-god-bow-before-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/04\/07\/i-am-a-grammar-god-bow-before-me\/","title":{"rendered":"I am a grammar god! Bow before me!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:11340,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/quizilla.com\\\/users\\\/BaalObsidian\\\/quizzes\\\/How%20grammatically%20sound%20are%20you%3F&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20050311212938\\\/http:\\\/\\\/quizilla.com:80\\\/users\\\/BaalObsidian\\\/quizzes\\\/How%20grammatically%20sound%20are%20you&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-11 15:32:23&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-11 15:32:23&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:10593,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/quizilla.com&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20170909154537\\\/http:\\\/\\\/www.quizilla.com\\\/&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-11 06:34:32&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-25 13:54:07&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-30 07:06:34&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-30 07:06:34&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:11341,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/weblog.burningbird.net\\\/fires\\\/life\\\/unbelievable.htm&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/burningbird.net&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2004\/04\/graphics\/grammargod.jpg\" height=\"200\" width=\"216\" alt=\"Grammar God!\" \/><\/p>\n<p>You are a <strong>GRAMMAR GOD<\/strong>!<\/p>\n<p>If your mission in life is not already to preserve the English tongue, it should be.<br \/>\nCongratulations and thank you!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/quizilla.com\/users\/BaalObsidian\/quizzes\/How%20grammatically%20sound%20are%20you%3F\/\">How grammatically sound are you?<\/a><br \/>\nBrought to you by <a href=\"http:\/\/quizilla.com\">Quizilla<\/a><\/p>\n<p>In all honesty, I was a bit surprised &#8212; while I&#8217;m generally fairly sure of my ability to use the English language, some of the quiz questions actually had me debating and choosing whichever one &#8220;felt right&#8221;. Apparently my instincts haven&#8217;t gotten too terribly sloppy yet after all!<\/p>\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/weblog.burningbird.net\/fires\/life\/unbelievable.htm\" title=\"Unbelievable\">Shelley<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p><strong>iTunes:<\/strong> &#8220;Habanera from Carmen&#8221; by Bizet, Georges from the album <em>Trainspotting &#35;2<\/em> (1994, 2:08).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am a GRAMMAR GOD! 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