{"id":2394,"date":"2004-04-07T07:16:45","date_gmt":"2004-04-07T21:16:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/04\/07\/but-is-it-a-specific-here-or-an-existential-here\/"},"modified":"2019-12-10T08:35:27","modified_gmt":"2019-12-10T16:35:27","slug":"but-is-it-a-specific-here-or-an-existential-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/04\/07\/but-is-it-a-specific-here-or-an-existential-here\/","title":{"rendered":"But is it a specific &#8216;here&#8217;, or an existential &#8216;here&#8217;?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Finally, six months after coming up with the idea, I finally got around to getting my own &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/10\/would_you_buy_t.html\" title=\"Would you buy this shirt?\">I&#8217;m just here to get laid.<\/a>&#8221; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cafeshops.com\/michaelhanscom.8708639\" title=\"Here to get laid Fitted T-shirt\">t-shirt<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cafeshops.com\/michaelhanscom.8708629\" title=\"Here to get laid Messenger Bag\">bookbag<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>And yes, I <em>am<\/em> crazy enough to carry the bag around town, or wear the t-shirt in public (though, as t-shirts are outside of the dress code at work, I&#8217;m out of luck there).<\/p>\n<p><strong>iTunes:<\/strong> &#8220;Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered (from Pal Joey)&#8221; by Segal, Vivienne from the album <em>Broadway: The Great Original Cast Recordings<\/em> (1950, 3:11).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Finally, six months after coming up with the idea, I finally got around to getting my own &#8216;I&#8217;m just here to get laid.&#8217; t-shirt and bookbag.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2043],"tags":[6],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2394"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2394"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2394\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2394"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2394"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2394"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}