{"id":2411,"date":"2004-04-12T06:53:30","date_gmt":"2004-04-12T20:53:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/04\/12\/you-break-it-you-buy-it\/"},"modified":"2019-12-10T08:41:54","modified_gmt":"2019-12-10T16:41:54","slug":"you-break-it-you-buy-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/04\/12\/you-break-it-you-buy-it\/","title":{"rendered":"You break it, you buy it"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[]'><\/div>\n<p>I just broke my store.<\/p>\n<p>I generally come in the back door when I get here. Today, after unlocking the door to get in, when I pulled my key out of the lock the entire tumbler came with it.<\/p>\n<p>So now my key has the tumbler still attached to it, and the back door can&#8217;t be unlocked from the outside.<\/p>\n<p>What will be <em>really<\/em> entertaining is when my manager gets back from lunch, parks in back&#8230;and can&#8217;t get in the store.<\/p>\n<p>Whee!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just broke my store.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[13],"class_list":["post-2411","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2411","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2411"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2411\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2411"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2411"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2411"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}