This got handed to me at work a while back. I’m no expert on haiku, so I can’t gaurantee that these all follow the rules as far as syllables and such…but I thought they were hilarious.<\/p>\n
Oh, and by the way, just in case you’ve not yet heard the term ‘mullet’, just let Mullet Lovers<\/a> fill you in.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n
| Shampoo stings my eyes, I will never feel that twice: slick hair smells like gas<\/td>\n | O! SQUIRREL brother, Your tail, my hair We are one Yet I must eat you<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n |
| I liked that foreign legion movie so much, I grew me one them hats<\/td>\n | Brown edged tank top sticks to my white clumpy armpits Somehow I get laid<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n |
| Flowing down the back helps to keep mind closed, hate released by short top<\/td>\n | My hair: slammin like Stone Cold Can I get a Hell yeah? Hell yeah Hell yeah<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n |
| This super cool hair and a bucket of chicken: What more could I want?<\/td>\n | Lynyrd Skynyrd didn’t win no spelling bees Who cares? They rock the trailer<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n |
| Metallica is for first graders Nothing rocks harder than Winger<\/td>\n | Dogs urinate where they so choose And so do I Red and blue lights flash<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n |
| Short like your schooling Long like your prison sentence The penal haircut<\/td>\n | With long hair in place How else can I rebel? Hand me the bong uncle<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n |
| Under the Christmas tree Tight black jeans and a comb I’ve been extra good<\/td>\n | New white tank top tucks Neatly into tight black jeans Redneck romeo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n |
| Short for dad Long for the daughter mom always wanted Everyone’s happy<\/td>\n | You smoke me up and jerk me off You are the best And I love you, sis<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n |
| Ponytails are for wimps But if you let that hair loose You are my brother<\/td>\n | Razor set to one Do front and sides and then stop Reaffirm my style<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n |
| Teen runaway I hate my dad. Yet I am one Fly, thunderbird, fly<\/td>\n | Bald on the top and long on the back Behold my glorious skullet<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n |
| My mullet and me like to climb up a tree We’re the best friends that could be<\/td>\n | Dad likes my Mullet The nurse calls it a critter carpet My head breeds<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Short like your schooling \/ Long like your prison sentence \/ The penal haircut<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2043],"tags":[6],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/244"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=244"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/244\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=244"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=244"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=244"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}} |