{"id":2449,"date":"2004-04-27T18:15:04","date_gmt":"2004-04-28T08:15:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/04\/28\/whoops\/"},"modified":"2019-12-10T09:13:32","modified_gmt":"2019-12-10T17:13:32","slug":"whoops","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/04\/27\/whoops\/","title":{"rendered":"Whoops!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[]'><\/div>\n<p>&lt;RING&hellip;&gt;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hello?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hey, this is Brandon from Domino&#8217;s.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Okay, I&#8217;ll buzz you up.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I hit the key on the phone to unlock the front door of the building, and hung up the phone.<\/p>\n<p>&lt;RING&hellip;&gt;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Did that not work?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No, I&#8217;m not at the door. The driver just left with your pizza, I just had a quick question.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh! Okay&hellip;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Do you have a metal hanger or anything? I locked my keys in my car, and if you&#8217;ve got one you could give the driver&hellip;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I laughed. &#8220;I&#8217;ll check.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately, I didn&#8217;t. Hopefully he gets back in his car without having to pay a cabbie to break in. In the meantime, my pizza has appeared, and it&#8217;s dinnertime for me.<\/p>\n<p><strong>iTunes:<\/strong> &#8220;Nothing Else Matters&#8221; by Apoptygma Berzerk from the album <em>Blackest Album, The<\/em> (1998, 4:37).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hopefully he gets back in his car without having to pay a cabbie to break in. In the meantime, my pizza has appeared, and it&#8217;s dinnertime for me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[13],"class_list":["post-2449","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2449","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2449"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2449\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2449"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2449"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2449"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}