{"id":24792,"date":"2020-11-10T12:05:09","date_gmt":"2020-11-10T20:05:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/?p=24792"},"modified":"2020-11-10T12:05:09","modified_gmt":"2020-11-10T20:05:09","slug":"24792","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2020\/11\/10\/24792\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:1743,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/www.mcsweeneys.net\\\/articles\\\/i-guess-i-just-expected-a-little-more-from-this-country&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20260112042128\\\/https:\\\/\\\/www.mcsweeneys.net\\\/articles\\\/i-guess-i-just-expected-a-little-more-from-this-country&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-03 06:15:12&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-19 18:28:24&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-05 21:00:51&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-05 21:00:51&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mcsweeneys.net\/articles\/i-guess-i-just-expected-a-little-more-from-this-country\">I Guess I Just Expected a Little More from This Country<\/a>: &#8220;How could a people that had to be explicitly told not to eat Tide Pods be so short-sighted? Or are some things simply beyond explanation?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I Guess I Just Expected a Little More from This Country: &#8220;How could a people that had to be explicitly told not to eat Tide Pods be so short-sighted? Or are some things simply beyond explanation?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2028],"tags":[6,14],"class_list":["post-24792","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links","tag-humor","tag-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24792","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24792"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24792\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24792"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24792"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24792"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}