{"id":2482,"date":"2004-05-11T19:04:23","date_gmt":"2004-05-12T09:04:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/05\/12\/a-visual-i-didnt-need\/"},"modified":"2019-12-10T09:38:38","modified_gmt":"2019-12-10T17:38:38","slug":"a-visual-i-didnt-need","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/05\/11\/a-visual-i-didnt-need\/","title":{"rendered":"A visual I didn&#8217;t need&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:11105,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.cityofseattle.net\\\/animalshelter\\\/default.htm&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20230930191723\\\/http:\\\/\\\/www.cityofseattle.net\\\/animalshelter\\\/default.htm&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-11 12:18:38&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:503},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-29 17:10:19&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:503}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-29 17:10:19&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:503},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:11106,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/pressedfur.coolfreepages.com\\\/press\\\/vanityfair&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:11107,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.furry5k.com&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20260311122109\\\/https:\\\/\\\/www.furry5k.com\\\/&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/www.furry5k.com\\\/&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-29 17:10:18&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-29 17:10:18&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:11108,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.livejournal.com\\\/community\\\/seattle\\\/1568084.html?thread=15394388#t15394388&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/seattle.livejournal.com\\\/1568084.html?thread=15394388&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>While I&#8217;m sure that a benefit run to support the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cityofseattle.net\/animalshelter\/default.htm\" title=\"Seattle Animal Shelter Home Page\">Seattle Animal Shelter<\/a> is a <em>very<\/em> good cause, when we&#8217;re living in an era with some rather <a href=\"http:\/\/pressedfur.coolfreepages.com\/press\/vanityfair\/\" title=\"Pleasures of the Fur, Vanity Fair, March 2001\">well-known odd kinks<\/a>, maybe naming it the &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.furry5k.com\/\" title=\"Site not responding as of 5\/12\/04 0102\">Furry 5K<\/a>&#8221; wasn&#8217;t the best choice in the world&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>At least <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/community\/seattle\/1568084.html?thread=15394388#t15394388\" title=\"Furry 5k run\">I wasn&#8217;t the only one<\/a> to have that thought!<\/p>\n<p><strong>iTunes:<\/strong> &#8220;Mister Superstar&#8221; by Marilyn Manson from the album <em>Antichrist Superstar<\/em> (1996, 5:04).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While I&#8217;m sure that a benefit run to support the Seattle Animal Shelter is a very good cause, when we&#8217;re living in an era with some rather well-known odd kinks, maybe naming it the &#8220;Furry 5K&#8221; wasn&#8217;t the best choice in the world&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2028],"tags":[6,39],"class_list":["post-2482","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links","tag-humor","tag-links"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2482","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2482"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2482\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2482"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2482"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2482"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}