{"id":24938,"date":"2020-11-30T16:54:02","date_gmt":"2020-12-01T00:54:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/?p=24938"},"modified":"2020-11-30T16:54:02","modified_gmt":"2020-12-01T00:54:02","slug":"24938","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2020\/11\/30\/24938\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>She closed her eyes, reciting line after line of every poem, song, and book she could remember, desperately trying to <a href=\"https:\/\/micro.welltempered.net\/2020\/10\/28\/microblogvember-returns.html\">reinforce<\/a> her mental defenses against the earworm&#8217;s attack. Unfortunately, humanity had yet to find a working defense against &#8220;It&#8217;s A Small World, After All.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>She closed her eyes, reciting line after line of every poem, song, and book she could remember, desperately trying to reinforce her mental defenses against the earworm&#8217;s attack. Unfortunately, humanity had yet to find a working defense against &#8220;It&#8217;s A Small World, After All.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2043],"tags":[2240],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24938"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24938"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24938\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24938"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24938"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24938"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}