{"id":24938,"date":"2020-11-30T16:54:02","date_gmt":"2020-12-01T00:54:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/?p=24938"},"modified":"2020-11-30T16:54:02","modified_gmt":"2020-12-01T00:54:02","slug":"24938","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2020\/11\/30\/24938\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:1719,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/micro.welltempered.net\\\/2020\\\/10\\\/28\\\/microblogvember-returns.html&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20260221024147\\\/https:\\\/\\\/micro.welltempered.net\\\/2020\\\/10\\\/28\\\/microblogvember-returns.html&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-03 04:30:25&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-11 14:45:41&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-19 18:28:20&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-24 05:53:32&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-27 12:02:30&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-31 12:41:25&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-04 21:07:12&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-04 21:07:12&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>She closed her eyes, reciting line after line of every poem, song, and book she could remember, desperately trying to <a href=\"https:\/\/micro.welltempered.net\/2020\/10\/28\/microblogvember-returns.html\">reinforce<\/a> her mental defenses against the earworm&#8217;s attack. Unfortunately, humanity had yet to find a working defense against &#8220;It&#8217;s A Small World, After All.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>She closed her eyes, reciting line after line of every poem, song, and book she could remember, desperately trying to reinforce her mental defenses against the earworm&#8217;s attack. Unfortunately, humanity had yet to find a working defense against &#8220;It&#8217;s A Small World, After All.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[2240],"class_list":["post-24938","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-microblogvember"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24938","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24938"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24938\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24938"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24938"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24938"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}