{"id":2512,"date":"2004-05-20T05:40:37","date_gmt":"2004-05-20T19:40:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/05\/20\/troy-in-15-minutes\/"},"modified":"2019-12-10T10:27:36","modified_gmt":"2019-12-10T18:27:36","slug":"troy-in-15-minutes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/05\/20\/troy-in-15-minutes\/","title":{"rendered":"Troy in 15 Minutes"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:11022,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.livejournal.com\\\/users\\\/cleolinda\\\/99710.html&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:11023,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.boingboing.net\\\/2004\\\/05\\\/19\\\/troy_in_15_very_funn.html&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20060707222038\\\/http:\\\/\\\/www.boingboing.net:80\\\/2004\\\/05\\\/19\\\/troy_in_15_very_funn.html&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/boingboing.net\\\/&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-21 01:08:54&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-21 01:08:54&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>Too, too funny: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/cleolinda\/99710.html\" title=\"Troy in Fifteen Minutes\">Troy in Fifteen Minutes<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  <strong>Some Battlefield<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>  AGAMEMNON: Look, there&#8217;s no reason for me to slaughter thousands of your men. You pick out your best soldier, and I pick out mine.<\/p>\n<p>  KING OF THESSALY: Deal. &#91;turns to his army&#93; SOME GUYYYYY!<\/p>\n<p>  THESSALIAN ARMY: SOME! GUY! SOME! GUY! SOME! GUY!<\/p>\n<p>  Some Guy breaks through the crowd. His neck resembles an Easter ham and his spear is the size of a telephone pole.<\/p>\n<p>  SOME GUY: RAAAAAAAAA!<\/p>\n<p>  AGAMEMNON &#91;turning to his army&#93;: ACHILLEEEEEES!<\/p>\n<p>  GREEK ARMY: . . .<\/p>\n<p>  AGAMEMNON: . . .<\/p>\n<p>  <strong>Hut of Wanton Nudity, Some Village<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>  BOY: OMG Achilles you&#8217;re late you gotta get up Achilles OMG!<\/p>\n<p>  ACHILLES: Dude, I just nailed twins. Call me in the morning.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/2004\/05\/19\/troy_in_15_very_funn.html\" title=\"Troy in 15 (very funny) minutes\">Boing Boing<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p><strong>iTunes:<\/strong> &#8220;Dreamers&#8221; by Music Makers, The from the album <em>Junior Vasquez, Vol. 2<\/em> (1998, 8:29).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Too, too funny: Troy in Fifteen Minutes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2037],"tags":[23,6,2439],"class_list":["post-2512","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tv-and-films","tag-film","tag-humor","tag-troy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2512","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2512"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2512\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2512"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2512"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2512"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}