{"id":25186,"date":"2021-02-07T09:04:45","date_gmt":"2021-02-07T17:04:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/?p=25186"},"modified":"2021-02-07T09:04:45","modified_gmt":"2021-02-07T17:04:45","slug":"25186","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2021\/02\/07\/25186\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:1649,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/www.mcsweeneys.net\\\/articles\\\/i-am-the-designer-of-this-restaurants-outdoor-seating-space-and-this-is-my-artists-statement&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20260210045509\\\/https:\\\/\\\/www.mcsweeneys.net\\\/articles\\\/i-am-the-designer-of-this-restaurants-outdoor-seating-space-and-this-is-my-artists-statement&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-03 00:09:15&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-15 02:46:42&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-21 11:21:45&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-21 11:21:45&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mcsweeneys.net\/articles\/i-am-the-designer-of-this-restaurants-outdoor-seating-space-and-this-is-my-artists-statement\">I AM THE DESIGNER OF THIS RESTAURANT\u2019S OUTDOOR SEATING SPACE, AND THIS IS MY ARTIST\u2019S STATEMENT<\/a>: \u201c\u2026 the elaborate act of justifying why all of this is okay takes about as much energy as the rest of it.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I AM THE DESIGNER OF THIS RESTAURANT\u2019S OUTDOOR SEATING SPACE, AND THIS IS MY ARTIST\u2019S STATEMENT: \u201c\u2026 the elaborate act of justifying why all of this is okay takes about as much energy as the rest of it.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2028],"tags":[3955,3764],"class_list":["post-25186","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links","tag-covid","tag-pandemic"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25186","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25186"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25186\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25186"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25186"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25186"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}