{"id":2519,"date":"2004-05-23T20:28:37","date_gmt":"2004-05-24T10:28:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/05\/24\/im-so-glad-i-dont-drive\/"},"modified":"2019-12-10T10:29:29","modified_gmt":"2019-12-10T18:29:29","slug":"im-so-glad-i-dont-drive","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/05\/23\/im-so-glad-i-dont-drive\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m so glad I don&#8217;t drive"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:10994,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.livejournal.com\\\/users\\\/ellenoir\\\/102184.html&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2004\/05\/graphics\/gasprices.jpg\" height=\"269\" width=\"410\" alt=\"Gas prices today\" \/><\/p>\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/ellenoir\/102184.html\" title=\"Ha ha hah aaaa......\">Ellenoir<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p><strong>iTunes:<\/strong> &#8220;Modern Angel&#8221; by Front 242 from the album <em>Zillo Jubil\u00e4ums Compilation 1989-1994<\/em> (1993, 4:21).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gas really does cost an arm and a leg these days.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[6],"class_list":["post-2519","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2519","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2519"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2519\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2519"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2519"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2519"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}