{"id":25301,"date":"2021-05-05T09:05:08","date_gmt":"2021-05-05T16:05:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/?p=25301"},"modified":"2021-05-05T09:05:08","modified_gmt":"2021-05-05T16:05:08","slug":"25301","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2021\/05\/05\/25301\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2021\/05\/05\/yes-virginia-there-is-still-a-goddamn-global-pandemic\/\">Yes, Virginia, There Is Still A Goddamn Global Pandemic<\/a>: &#8220;We\u2019re not sitting in the dark, aroused by our own isolation. It\u2019s just, we remember Jurassic Park. There were just dinosaurs eating people like, ten minutes ago. We\u2019re not so eager to re-open the park just because you say it\u2019s safe.&#8221;<span hidden class=\"__iawmlf-post-loop-links\" data-iawmlf-links=\"[{&quot;id&quot;:1619,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/terribleminds.com\\\/ramble\\\/2021\\\/05\\\/05\\\/yes-virginia-there-is-still-a-goddamn-global-pandemic&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20250918011219\\\/http:\\\/\\\/terribleminds.com\\\/ramble\\\/2021\\\/05\\\/05\\\/yes-virginia-there-is-still-a-goddamn-global-pandemic\\\/&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-02 23:08:10&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-24 07:11:15&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-31 07:12:33&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-07 01:26:23&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-05-04 13:02:10&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-05-07 22:22:16&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-06-03 07:13:41&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-06-10 16:31:48&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-06-14 16:34:47&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-07-05 08:05:40&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-07-09 04:45:37&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-07-14 07:38:09&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-08-05 05:05:06&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-08-19 22:02:45&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-08-19 22:02:45&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]\"><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, Virginia, There Is Still A Goddamn Global Pandemic: &#8220;We\u2019re not sitting in the dark, aroused by our own isolation. It\u2019s just, we remember Jurassic Park. There were just dinosaurs eating people like, ten minutes ago. We\u2019re not so eager to re-open the park just because you say it\u2019s safe.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2028],"tags":[3997,3955,3764],"class_list":["post-25301","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links","tag-chuck-wendig","tag-covid","tag-pandemic"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25301","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25301"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25301\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25301"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25301"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25301"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}