{"id":2532,"date":"2004-05-26T17:23:54","date_gmt":"2004-05-27T07:23:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/05\/26\/what-a-deal\/"},"modified":"2019-12-10T10:49:59","modified_gmt":"2019-12-10T18:49:59","slug":"what-a-deal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/05\/26\/what-a-deal\/","title":{"rendered":"What a deal!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While on my lunch break today, I heard the sounds of Queen&#8217;s &#8220;We are the Champions&#8221; emanating from the television mounted in the corner of the burger joint I frequent daily. I looked up to see shots of middle-aged men running down the street, jumping into the air, and pumping their arms in jubilation. Then the subject of the commercial came on.<\/p>\n<p>Some sort of Viagra &#8220;club&#8221; deal &#8212; buy six doses, get the seventh free.<\/p>\n<p>This struck me as completely bizarre.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m also left wondering just what the punchcard for this deal must look like&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>iTunes:<\/strong> &#8220;Music (Groove Armada Club)&#8221; by Madonna from the album <em>Music<\/em> (2000, 9:31).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While on my lunch break today, I heard the sounds of Queen&#8217;s &#8216;We are the Champions&#8217; emanating from the television mounted in the corner of the burger joint I frequent daily. I looked up to see shots of middle-aged men running down the street, jumping into the air, and pumping their arms in jubilation. Then the subject of the commercial came on.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[8],"class_list":["post-2532","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-television"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2532","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2532"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2532\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2532"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2532"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2532"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}