{"id":25329,"date":"2021-05-22T07:04:56","date_gmt":"2021-05-22T14:04:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/?p=25329"},"modified":"2021-05-22T07:04:56","modified_gmt":"2021-05-22T14:04:56","slug":"25329","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2021\/05\/22\/25329\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/apple.news\/Ad1JmXEraTf-B_ng5kSEDEA\">The Body\u2019s Most Embarrassing Evolutionary Marvel<\/a>: \u201cTo peer into the soul of a sea cucumber, don\u2019t look to its face; it doesn\u2019t have one. Gently turn that blobby body around, and gaze deep into its marvelous, multifunctional anus.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Body\u2019s Most Embarrassing Evolutionary Marvel: \u201cTo peer into the soul of a sea cucumber, don\u2019t look to its face; it doesn\u2019t have one. Gently turn that blobby body around, and gaze deep into its marvelous, multifunctional anus.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2028],"tags":[514],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25329"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25329"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25329\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25329"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25329"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25329"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}